Total Medals Earned: 288 (From 53 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,985 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
Medals Earned: 27/44 (300/500 points)
Medals Earned: 12/18 (140/460 points)
Medals Earned: 7/20 (70/495 points)
Medals Earned: 42/60 (580/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Start already!
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Manage to trap yourself
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Kill yourself.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Check out the credits page.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get a player up to level 20.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
