Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
Age 33, Male
Florida
Joined on 7/24/09
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4,985 Points
Fatal Error 10 Points
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Giant Fist 5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Arrow Death 5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Goober 10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Game Won 50 Points
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Squished 10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
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